Once upon a time there was a fairy princess, who was the prettiest princess of all the princesses. Her name was Pairy Frincess and she was the kindest princess of all the princesses. One day, while she was mowin down on some choice crumpets, bitches love crumpets, she was interrupted by a tiny silk worm. The silkworm was the tiniest and the silkiest of all the silk worms. The silkworm said, "Hey" ... more